FauxNews

I used to read FoxNews.com religiously, which somehow strikes me as the only way you really can read it. Makey sensey? Forgive me; it's late.

Anywho, I was saving these for a larger post about all of the network's/website's mistakes, but of course they are too numerous to mention and of course after voting for Obama I don't read the site enough to find more ridiculousness.

My measly offerings (but you KNOW there is worse on there. WAY WORSE!):

Hey, where's the fire? (Har har, snort snort)

Literally modeling a headline after O! Magazine = Epic Fail